HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE
Axe throwing party tomorrow! BYOA or borrow from a pile of axes. There’s gonna be music, lots of targets, and a booby prize for the first to accidentally cut off one of their own digits or limbs. Text me for the address.
((This will be in an hour. If you want to go and haven’t been told where, assume through word of mouth you heard))
((Eff. Won’t be on till after GOT. /me pouts loudly.))