Branton Weather!


  • Unbound

    Winter: A polar vortex has descended on Branton, freezing any airborn moisture, causing exposed blood vessels to crackle. Extended exposure will cause physical harm, even with the heartiest protection.

    Winter: The polar vortex continues to oppress Branton. Emergency shelters have been set up for the homeless. Extended exposure will cause harm, even with the heartiest protection.

    Winter: A light dusting of snow covers the city in a pristine sheen. It is quiet, peaceful, and clean.

    Winter: Heavy snow, and high wind. Driving is treacherous, with low visibility and slippery conditions. Travel is limited.



  • Fall: Dense cloud cover yields an endless, dreary drizzle. Worse, it’s cold. Everything is soggy and cold. It’s a miserable evening.
    Fall: The night is blustery. Clouds race across the night sky and the wind seems to hurry you along.
    Fall: It’s chilly out but the night is clear and calm. The stars seem very bright.
    Fall: The air is warmer than one would expect for this time of year, comfortable even. It’s also thick with the pungent aroma drifting off the sea.

    Winter: Thick snowflakes fall in a steady curtain, obscuring the night sky and reducing visibility to a few feet in front of you. Sounds are eerily muffled.
    Winter: It’s a cloudless winter night but the frigid wind blowing off the ocean bites bone deep.
    Winter: A freezing rain has encrusted everything in a layer of ice; the ground is treacherous but everything glitters.
    Winter: There’s a snowstorm brewing. Skirling winds blow the snow in at a sharp angle, stinging anyone foolish enough not to bundle up.

    I’ll do spring and summer later!



  • Fall. It’s not hot. It’s not cold. It’s just sort of meh.

    Fall. #hoodieweather


  • Hilt Unbound

    @zahana said in Branton Weather!:

    Fall. #hoodieweather

    Zee wins. Fall is now accomplished.


  • Hilt Unbound

    Summer: Did everyone mow their lawn today? Yes, -everyone- mowed the lawn today. You smell allergies everywhere you go.


  • Hilt Unbound

    Winter: Today is one of those rare winter days that thinks it is a pleasant summer day. You better enjoy it, because it won’t last.


  • Unbound

    Winter: Bleak. Cold. Even the bright lights and festive decorations do nothing to belay that nature is harsh, resting, or dead.



  • @onyx said in Branton Weather!:

    @zahana said in Branton Weather!:

    Fall. #hoodieweather

    Zee wins. Fall is now accomplished.

    Winter. Double #hoodieweather

    Spring. Winter is over, we now return you to your regularly scheduled #hoodieweather



  • @zahana Summer: #notmyhoodieweather



  • @jess said in Branton Weather!:

    @zahana Summer: #notmyhoodieweather

    Summer. Sure it’s summer but it’s below 80 degrees so #hoodieweather



  • @zahana That’s right, I forgot that you live in Phoenix which is pretty much Hell on Earth.


  • Hilt Unbound

    Winter: OMG could the looped Christmas music be any louder? +1 Diff to resist rage frenzy.


  • Hilt Unbound

    Fall: Mortal white chicks you drink today taste like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.


  • Storytellers

    So out of date James, the new white girl trend is Turmeric Lattes! 😉

    This has been Basic Bitch Breaking News.

    You’re welcome.


  • Hilt Unbound

    Summer: It’s July 4th, so anyone you feed from is drunk, angry (choleric), or both.

    Winter: Apparently everyone in Branton git a memo saying they had to make a Snowperson during the day. The Snowpeople are watching you.

    Spring: Mud! MUD EVERYWHERE! Toreador at +1 Diff to resist frenzy. Nosferatu at -1 Diff to resist grapple.

    Fall: There’s a hurricane 100 mIles off the coast, so the sky is clear, but the surf is like 10 feet higher than usual.

    Summer: A slow, constant misting of rain all night amid warm temperatures.

    Fall: Drizzles. All damn day and all damn night.

    Spring: It rained so much today that like every frog ever woke up and started making high pitched little peeping croaker noises.

    Fall: All the squirrels are still up tonight gathering acorns up with tiny little hands. Bitey is distracted all night by tiny little hands.


  • Hilt Unbound

    Fall: Thanksgiving day. All feeds other than Cleaver type at +2 difficulty as people stay home.

    Fall: Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving. All feeds at +2 difficulty as everyone either stays home or goes crazy shopping. All resonances are Choleric, cuz those crowds are stressed to the max.


  • Hilt Unbound

    Spring: It’s raining rain. Hallelujah, it a-raining rain!

    Spring: The ice and snow are juuuust starting to melt. Icicles are dripping and glistening in that gorgeous sparkly way.


  • Storytellers

    @onyx sandman sounds like it wouldn’t be that affected either.


  • Hilt Unbound

    @bek said in Branton Weather!:

    @onyx sandman sounds like it wouldn’t be that affected either.

    Point goes to Bek.



  • I think we are in joking territory right?
    Winter: New Year’s Night. The whole city is awake and celebrating till dawn. +(number) to Sandman difficulty.