Looking For Work

  • :: The following is scribbled in the book with a hasty hand in scratchy half-cursive, the letters pressed tightly together. ::

    “Julian Barnes, Clan Gangrel, seeking gainful employment. Please reach at the number below. Likewise willing to offer Boons for loans, cash or credit. Thank you for your consideration!”

    :: Underneath the text, a phone number is scribbled and double-underlined, followed by a poorly-drawn heart. Then a quick note. ::

    “P.S. - Angelo, dial this when you’re ready to trade that Trivial for the you-know-what. I think I’ve found something they’ll love!”

    :: Three more poorly-drawn hearts follow this line, ending the message. ::