So, I’ll ask you all a riddle, and I promise it’ll be tough and you’ll have to be all contemplative to answer…stew in your thoughts…and maybe even engage your brain, but how many Brujah and Gangrel does it take to topple one baby Ventrue?
The answer, my dear readers, is apparently TWO Brujah AND one Gangrel. Mind blown? Mine too. Feeling particularly weak yet, warrior clans? Well color me just as befuddled as you are emasculated. I was having a gay old time at the Night Market and stumbled on a maybe Sean Cody scene, but more likely just a trifecta of idiocy, a killing gangbang of some new guy in the night market. I really don’t know why it took three of them, or why they thought it was a good idea, but maybe if you’re as curious as me you can ask ‘em.
I imagine there will be some hemming and hawing, a barb or two thrown at me akin to “do you even jump people, bro?”, maybe even I’ll be jumped at the Night Market by a bunch of seemingly pansy-ass Cainites who only grow a pair when the odds are their favor, but rest assured my dear readers…I’ll still be in shock it took that many brosephs to show even the slightest bit of nutsack.
But then again, what do you call a bunch of guys with their dicks out? #thirstyhos