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    • AIDAN lyrics

      Recording pending. I’ll need to multi-track it.

      Aidan:
      Who does she think she is, that Malk has tangled with The wrong man! No one says no to Aidan!

      Darien:
      Heh heh. Darn right

      Aidan:
      Dismissed! Rejected, publicly humiliated. Why, it’s more than I can bear

      Darien:
      More leers?

      Aidan:
      What for? Nothing helps, I’m disgraced

      Darien:
      Who, you, never Aidan, you’ve got to pull yourself together

      Darien:
      Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Aidan
      Looking so down in the dumps
      Every Nos here’d love to be you, Aidan
      Even considering your humps

      There’s no Nosferatu admired as you
      You’re everyone’s favorite spy!
      Everyone fears to be followed by you
      And it’s not very hard to see why

      No one sneaks like Aidan
      No one stinks like Aidan
      No one flips a big creepy knife like Aidan

      For there’s no Nos in town half as smarmy
      Perfect when he’s got his mask or
      You can ask Tuck, or any old torrie…
      And they’ll tell you they prefer when he keeps his mask on (PLEASE!)

      All:
      No one smiths like Aidan
      stalks sewer pipes like Aidan

      Darien:
      No one’s got a puss filled fucking chin like Aidan

      Aidan:
      As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating

      All:
      My, what a guy, that Aidan!

      ALL:
      Give five hurrahs
      Give twelve hip-hips

      Darien:
      Aidan is the best
      even when his pus drips!

      All:
      No one fights like Aidan
      Kills sabbat, like Aidan
      In a desperate fight, nobody bites like Aidan

      Darien:
      For there’s no one as creepy and crawly

      Aidan:
      As you see I’ve got ugly to spare

      Darien:
      Not a bit of him’s visually pleasing…

      Aidan:
      That’s right
      And every last inch of me’s covered with (Toreador vomits here)

      Darien:
      No one hits like Aidan

      Emmeric:
      Matches wits like Aidan?

      Darien:
      In a pissing match nobody squirts like Aidan!

      Aidan:
      I’m especially good at ejaculating! (WHAT?!)

      Emmeric:
      That’s not what we meant!

      Aidan:
      When I was a lad I ate four dozen rats
      Every morning to help me get fed!
      And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen rats
      So I’m roughly the size of a (Another Toreador vomits)

      Everyone:
      No one stabs like Aidan
      Lays out slabs like Aidan

      Emmeric:
      Then goes tromping around looking fab like Aidan

      Aidan:
      I use corpses for all of my decorating!

      All:
      Say it again
      Who’s a man among men
      And then say it once more
      Who’s the hero next door
      Who’s a super success
      Don’t you know? Can’t you guess?
      Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
      There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down
      And his name’s A-I-D
      A-I-D-S…
      A-I-D-A, oh
      AIDAN!

      posted in OOC
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    • RE: Scenario Transcripts

      I’d say multi post, personally.

      Group Bow: and the as a reply, each scene Scene 1, 2, 3, 4.
      Group Port: ditto
      Group Starboard: ditto.

      posted in Operation Knowledge Drop
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    • RE: Post if you are going to be away

      @jaxon nice! Enjoy!

      posted in OOC
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    • RE: Dry run?

      @brain then 9pm it is, friend!

      posted in Operation Knowledge Drop
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    • RE: Dry run?

      Could we do… 8pm eastern? 9pm is 10pm my time. I’m old. 😄

      posted in Operation Knowledge Drop
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    • RE: A source for character models!

      Does this shit give no one else nightmares?!

      posted in OOC
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    • RE: The Valentine's Night Events

      There was a blonde sniper on the roof. I blew her fucking head off, and another pot shot from Anja dropped her. When Rez went over and finished her off she didn’t immediately ash. It is possible that there is another Cainite who is embracing these fucks, and leaving them to do maximum damage, with little skill. The Sabbat equivalent of shock troops?

      My advice? Keep a close eye on your domains,

      • Emmeric Durand
      posted in The Book
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    • RE: Communications

      I’m packing my own, thanks though.

      • Em
      posted in Spine
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    • RE: ((OOC Roll-Call for Tonight))

      (( STANDING BY, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ))

      posted in OOC
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    • RE: Hitting Back

      I’ve got an AR-15 with a decent scope on it. I can be up on a rooftop providing overwatch.

      • Em
      posted in The Book
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    • RE: Communications

      If you think you’re going without me I’d better be staked somewhere first.

      • Em
      posted in Spine
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    • RE: Let me get this straight-

      I will also be there. These fuckwits are fucked.

      • Emmeric Durand
      posted in The Book
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    • RE: Ding Dong Birthday Gong!

      Happy Birthday, Stef. I tried to take a video of me singing in a Marilyn Monroe dress, singing all sexy, but it broke my phone. Sorry!

      Happy Birthday!

      posted in OOC
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    • FEB 13, 2019 INCIDENT REPORT

      Incident at AIDS BEACH

      Sabbat (numbers unknown - Reznor, clarify if known?) rolled up on the beach in vehicle(s), firing weapons like jyhadis, and ran down some kine, rendering their bodies into pulp.

      Emissary deemed the bodies as not potential breach material.
      No known eyewitnesses to any Cainite displays (fangs/disciplines).
      Police were called, informed of “gang violence” fueled by “meth”.

      POLICE CHANNELS BEING MONITORED
      MEDIA CHANNELS BEING MONITORED

      We’re on high alert, people. Let’s motivate the Blade and hilt to get these weeds rooted and left for the sun ASAP before this blows up in our faces.

      • Em
      posted in Spine
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    • UPDATE: PROVOCATION AND ATTACK AT MARKET

      There was an apparently attempt to draw attention to the area of AIDS beach by the “sabbat” tonight. Shots were fired, and some mortals were mutilated by motor vehicles.

      The Police have been informed of an outbreak of “gang violence” fueled by meth heads. Bodies were left at the scene with approval by the Emissary.

      The SPINE will be monitoring this situation intensively for any possible developments that may lead to a breach. HOWEVER, I feel strongly that the narrative provided to the police to be plausible, especially if the Emissary believed the bodies left on the beach would not be fruitful in indicating our presence.

      We will continue to monitor police chatter, and influence any media coverage if required. We’re on it. I believe we should meet post haste to plan to route these fuckers out, before they cause a breach that would overtax our abilities, still fledgling, to cope with them.

      • Emmeric Durand
        First responder from the Spine, with assistance from Reznor
        Feb 13, 2019
      posted in The Book
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    • RE: Hidden talents

      NOTHING. 😄

      posted in Notable Quotables
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    • RE: Hidden talents

      | can you imagine that woman life size
      | in my bed
      | I mean
      | yes
      | Xd
      | are you… licking your nose?
      | I just did
      | I wondered if I could.
      | LOL
      |* Emmeric files that under noteable quoteables
      |* Emmeric doesn’t actually
      | but that’s hilarious.
      | XD
      | If you’re interested… I can lick my nose
      | Okay, yeah. It’s going up.

      posted in Notable Quotables
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    • Hidden talents

      *referencing a painting Duh showed me the other day, she says:
      can you imagine that woman life size
      in my bed
      I mean
      yes
      Xd
      are you… licking your nose?
      I just did
      I wondered if I could.
      LOL

      • Emmeric files that under noteable quoteables
      • Emmeric doesn’t actually
        but that’s hilarious.
        XD
        If you’re interested… I can lick my nose
        Okay, yeah. It’s going up.
      posted in Notable Quotables
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    • RE: Staking Question

      Neither could I, clearly.

      posted in Comments & Feedback
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    • RE: Staking Question

      I usually ask my dumb questions in #help

      😉 ❤

      posted in Comments & Feedback
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